After months of reflection, we have now come to realize that the admin deserves an apology. We’ve been barking so much that we have forgotten the essence of humanity—birds of the same feather make a good feather duster. Peace and love is now our go, go, goal!
Yes, we surrender ourselves. For all the times you have felt misquoted, this was not our quotation mark. And for all the times that you rained on my parade, huie hindi! We offer justice by taking a step back to achieve justice to all mankind, because we are kind.
Being negative in our relationship as the press and the admin should be avoided from here on. Because happiness is when it happens. Whatever you like happens, that’s happiness for us. Whatever your mind, body, and soul want to happen is going to be happiness and happenings.
Yes, and also, we would like to acknowledge the concern of the high cost of printing. We are a publication, hindi negosyante. So we don’t know how to handle the nego-go-gosyo! Allowing the publication to welcome an external printer is a great step to compromise with good quality and lower cost. A simple step. Isa-isa lang. One by one. Step by the step muna.
Good communication is key between both parties as well. We might be the watchdogs, however, transparency is key! We apologize if we cannot let you edit some articles to ensure the stories come out how you want them to. We’ll take this into account to be transparent (even if this defeats the purpose of campus journalism). As they say, purity is next to clarity, positivity, activity, possibility, tranquility, serenity, serendipity, and simplicity. Ty!!!
After all the darkness, there is brightness. We navigate through these trying times together, just us against the world, just me and you. We are all victims so let us face this together. Go, go, go!
Moving forward, we must do both of our parts to achieve our go, go, goals! Let us put our step down and avoid the fight, fight, fight! We now enter an era of love, love, love and let us help each other. Help, help, hooray!
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